Once again Smokey has decided to shock the tagging community by creating an interesting song parody. Without further ado....
Swede went over to Maryland, he was looking for a title to steal
was in a bind 'cause the challenge was up and he had a title to win
he came across this young player practicing his quick trigger and laying some
the Swede jumped up on the arena bench and said, "Boy let me tell ya what.
guess you didn't know it, but I'm a tourney player, too
if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
you play pretty good tag ol boy, but give the AR Deity his due, I'll bet a gun
of gold against your title 'cause I
think I'm better than you."
tagger said, "My names Jimmi, and it might be a sin,
I'll take your bet - your gonna regret 'cause I'm the best that's ever
strap on your pack an' play the
best youíve ever played
hell's broke loose in Gambrills an' the Swede thinks heís gonna win.
if you win you'll get this shiny laser gun
made of gold, but if you lose the Swede gets to be the best!
Swede clipped on his pack, and said
"I'll start this show,"
fire flew from his finger tips as he railed on his trigger.
he unclipped the gun from the pack and plugged his button in,
a band of cavedwellers joined in and it sounded something like this:
the Swede finished Jimmi said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
set right in on that bench right there and let me show you how it's done!"
strikes the arena, Run Boys Run! Swedes in the House of the Taggin one, The
Slacker in the snack bar eating all
the Dough, Smokey Does Brooks bite, No Child, No!
Swede bowed his head, 'cause he knew that he'd been beat,
he laid that golden laser gun on the ground at Jimmiís feet.
said, "Swede just come on back if you ever want to try again,
done told you once you son of a gun I'm the best there's ever been!
And he played Laser strikes the arena, Run Boys Run! Swedes in the House of the taggin one, The Slacker in the snack bar eating all the Dough, Smokey Does Brooks bite, No Child, No!