Once again Smokey has decided to shock the tagging community by creating an interesting song parody. Without further ado....
The
Swede went over to Maryland, he was looking for a title to steal
He
was in a bind 'cause the challenge was up and he had a title to win
When
he came across this young player practicing his quick trigger and laying some
beam
And
the Swede jumped up on the arena bench and said, "Boy let me tell ya what.
"I
guess you didn't know it, but I'm a tourney player, too
"And
if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now
you play pretty good tag ol boy, but give the AR Deity his due, I'll bet a gun
of gold against your title 'cause I
think I'm better than you."
The
tagger said, "My names Jimmi, and it might be a sin,
"But
I'll take your bet - your gonna regret 'cause I'm the best that's ever
been!"
Jimmi
strap on your pack an' play the
best you’ve ever played
'Cause
hell's broke loose in Gambrills an' the Swede thinks he’s gonna win.
And
if you win you'll get this shiny laser gun
made of gold, but if you lose the Swede gets to be the best!
The
Swede clipped on his pack, and said
"I'll start this show,"
And
fire flew from his finger tips as he railed on his trigger.
And
he unclipped the gun from the pack and plugged his button in,
Then
a band of cavedwellers joined in and it sounded something like this:
[music]
When
the Swede finished Jimmi said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
"But
set right in on that bench right there and let me show you how it's done!"
(chorus)
Laser
strikes the arena, Run Boys Run! Swedes in the House of the Taggin one, The
Slacker in the snack bar eating all
the Dough, Smokey Does Brooks bite, No Child, No!
The
Swede bowed his head, 'cause he knew that he'd been beat,
And
he laid that golden laser gun on the ground at Jimmi’s feet.
Jimmi
said, "Swede just come on back if you ever want to try again,
"I
done told you once you son of a gun I'm the best there's ever been!
And he played Laser strikes the arena, Run Boys Run! Swedes in the House of the taggin one, The Slacker in the snack bar eating all the Dough, Smokey Does Brooks bite, No Child, No!